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Cutural Night

It’s over.

i don’t even know where to start… maybe it’s best to leave some things in memory - i’m not apt to forget anyway.

I have a new favourite song.
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Neri Per Caso - Le Ragazze

Le ragazze si lanciano ad occhi
chiusi nelle avventure
qualche volta confondono
la bugia e la verita’
seguono l’istinto
e l’istinto le aiutera’
sono treni in corsa
che nessuno fermera’

le ragazze decidono il destino
dei loro amori
i ragazzi s’illudono
ma non contano un gran che…
quando ti sorridono
e’ probabile che sia un si
ma quando si allontanano e’ no!
e tu…

ci devi stare inutile sperare
di recuperare se hanno detto no
meglio sparire non telefonare
per sentirsi dire un’altra volta no
come se non t’importasse piu’
senza farti mai vedere giu’
si puo’ amare da morire
ma morire d’amore no!

le ragazze che ispirano
tutti i testi delle canzoni
sono sempre al centro
dei discorsi di tutti noi
che non conosciamo
nemmeno la meta’
di tutti quel che pensano
e dei segreti che ognuna ha

le ragazze volteggiano
sulle ali degli aquiloni
e noi innamorati
che le seguiamo da quaggiu’
guarda come planano…
qualcuna scendera’
ma quando si allontanano e’ no!
e tu…

ci devi stare inutile sperare
di recuperare se hanno detto no
meglio sparire non telefonare
per sentirsi dire un’altra volta no
come se non t’importasse piu’
senza farti mai vedere giu’
si puo’ amare da morire
ma morire d’amore no!

le ragazze che sfidano
le opinioni della gente
hanno gli occhi limpidi
di chi dice la verita’
senza compromessi
ne’ mezze misure
sono piu’ sincere
le ragazze della nostra eta’

oh i say, damn…

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nicely done..

“I was forced this last election to vote with a big painting of Jesus next to me, sayings from the Bible on the walls and religious messages about how Jesus is Lord on the bulletin boards. The Christians are completely out of control in the USA. I flipped and told them to cover up or remove all that crap because it is illegal in a federal polling place. Of course they got angry and kept pointing out that I was in a church. I told them no, in fact I’m in a federal polling place, at least for this day, and their propaganda was illegal. I then asked them how they’d feel if they were forced to vote in a synagogue or morsque surrounded by icons and teachings from those religions. Even that logic didn’t shut ‘em up.

You know what got them to change their small minds and start covering the Christian crap? The elections commision who, when I called and told them what had happened, came down like a ton of bricks on their heads. This church may have lost all future elections because they violated federal law. There may even be a fine! Take that fundies!

If I ever go to another polling place again that features religious crap I’m placing pictures of “Bob” and naked chicks all over the walls right next to Jesus. They have their god, I have mine, and I want mine represented just as prominently. Also if Christians can flaunt federal law on their property, well heck I’m bringing in hookers, buying some cocaine and starting a poker game right there in the assembly hall. Right under the painting of Jesus, by the ballot box.”

— rampaging SubGenius —

goo.

Maverick (1:33 AM) :
feel like taking another dose

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:34 AM) :
oi…. don’t overdo it eh.
don’t wanna find you face down in a pile of goo.

Maverick (1:35 AM) :
ggggooooooooooo~~~~………..prrrreeeettyyyyyy……..

Maverick (1:35 AM) :
*flit flit flit*

Maverick (1:35 AM) :
*I’m a purty booterfly*

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:36 AM) :
oh god.

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that’s it. go sleep. now.

Maverick (1:37 AM) :
I can’t.. that’s why I need the second dose

Maverick (1:37 AM) :
flit flit flit

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:37 AM) :
sheesh…

Maverick (1:44 AM) :
damn… must establish an insomniacs anonymous club…

Maverick (1:44 AM) :
opening hours at 2 am

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:45 AM) :
like, how come you can’t sleep??? i bet you slept in the evening right?

Maverick (1:45 AM) :
members falling asleep during meetings will be kicked out

Maverick (1:45 AM) :
nope

Maverick (1:45 AM) :
didn’t

Maverick (1:45 AM) :
woke at 12

Maverick (1:45 AM) :
been awake since

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:45 AM) :
gah. no reason for you not to feel sleepy.

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:46 AM) :
hmm….

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:46 AM) :
eat something nice and filling.

Maverick (1:47 AM) :
haha.. I’ll probably need to see the doctor later for both insomnia and obesity

Maverick (1:47 AM) :
seems pretty odd

Maverick (1:47 AM) :
obesity doesn’t go with insomnia

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:48 AM) :
not really.

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:48 AM) :
what if you were really really fat and your arse itched but you couldn’t reach? then you’d be sleepless too.

Maverick (1:48 AM) :
………..

Maverick (1:48 AM) :
man… I’d probably eat myself to death to end my life

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:49 AM) :
HAHAHAHAHA

Maverick (1:49 AM) :
and then

Maverick (1:49 AM) :
when you go to heaven,

Maverick (1:49 AM) :
you realised the bible interpreted wrongly

Maverick (1:49 AM) :
and you DO go up with your body

Maverick (1:49 AM) :
then you’ll itch for eternity

Maverick (1:50 AM) :
and you’ll scream GOD for eternity

Maverick (1:50 AM) :
maybe it’s meant to be that way

Maverick (1:50 AM) :
JESUS!! GOD!!!! JESUS!!!

Maverick (1:50 AM) :
blasphemous

Maverick (1:50 AM) :
think my butt is going to itch the whole nite for that

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:50 AM) :
hahaha…… man imagine being in paradise.. happy happy place… sitting in the presence of the savior… with an itching anus

Maverick (1:51 AM) :
hwhahahha

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:52 AM) :
come to think of it…

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:52 AM) :
if hell did away with the fire and brimstone thing… you know… image makeover…

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:53 AM) :
just thousands of sorry souls sitting around without arms….

itching to death

Maverick (1:54 AM) :
and they’ll be no rough corners or pillars to rub it against..

Maverick (1:54 AM) :
just smooth contours througout

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:55 AM) :
haha yah.
probably nothing solid even. just thousands of souls floating in limbo

Maverick (1:55 AM) :
…….

Maverick (1:55 AM) :
I’d rather burn

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:55 AM) :
you can’t even get the soul next to you to scratch for you cos no one’s solid

Maverick (1:56 AM) :
this is depressing

*~*The Jeerleader*~* (1:56 AM) :
HAHAHAHA

Maverick (1:57 AM) :
now I’m compelled to thank god everytime I scratch my behind</lj-cut>
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In other news, went down to holland v with huijun last night for a kopi. bloody crowded. kexin joined us later on in the night. and we sat. and drank coffee. and ate pie.

WHY?!

Someone just sent me an email. With 3 attachments - 363KB, 164KB and 465KB respectively. They arrived in my inbox, fat and ugly, and sat there for a good 24 hours, snugly clogging up the shitpipe and causing every other piece of incoming mail to bounce. WHY would it be so difficult for someone to just zip three files before pumping it down the line into my humble little mailbox? I despair.

Stretching the limits of the appetite

hehehe….. haven’t updated for a long time, but felt this was worthy of a mention.

hit kuishin-bo last night with gavin, jared and david.

the original plan was simply to go for the sakae sushi buffet at liang court, so the four of us merry men booked a cab from hall. upon arrival, discovered a long queue at the door. met genevieve (senior) in the queue. she’d been queueing since 6. it was 6.45.

off to kuishin-bo we went.

coughed up 35 bucks each, and boy did we get our money’s worth.

<a href=”http://www.cyberway.com.sg/~recoil1/receipt.gif”>Check it out.</a>

the bill totals $502.80, if you really must know.. but we only paid buffet price. came away feeling really, really, really full.

oh yeah!