nicely done..
“I was forced this last election to vote with a big painting of Jesus next to me, sayings from the Bible on the walls and religious messages about how Jesus is Lord on the bulletin boards. The Christians are completely out of control in the USA. I flipped and told them to cover up or remove all that crap because it is illegal in a federal polling place. Of course they got angry and kept pointing out that I was in a church. I told them no, in fact I’m in a federal polling place, at least for this day, and their propaganda was illegal. I then asked them how they’d feel if they were forced to vote in a synagogue or morsque surrounded by icons and teachings from those religions. Even that logic didn’t shut ‘em up.
You know what got them to change their small minds and start covering the Christian crap? The elections commision who, when I called and told them what had happened, came down like a ton of bricks on their heads. This church may have lost all future elections because they violated federal law. There may even be a fine! Take that fundies!
If I ever go to another polling place again that features religious crap I’m placing pictures of “Bob” and naked chicks all over the walls right next to Jesus. They have their god, I have mine, and I want mine represented just as prominently. Also if Christians can flaunt federal law on their property, well heck I’m bringing in hookers, buying some cocaine and starting a poker game right there in the assembly hall. Right under the painting of Jesus, by the ballot box.”
— rampaging SubGenius —
Gary @ 22 Mar 2004 :: Old Deadjournal posts :: No Comments »