the ticket designs for the joint hall bash have been shot down by the retards up at finance for the second time.&nbsp; this time, the reason is as absurd as it is arbitrary and frivolous:&nbsp; <b>that the ticket stub design isn’t the same as the ticket design</b>.&nbsp; i mean, WHAT THE FUCK???!&nbsp; <i>stub.&nbsp; STUB, motherfucker, STUB.</i>&nbsp; if i hacked your bloody fingers off, what would be left would also technically be called stubs, but they wouldn’t look anything like your original fingers.&nbsp; and that, dipshit, is because of the definition of <u><i><b>STUB</b></i></u>.

<div align=”right”><i>i see all the unbelievers</i>
<i>your target audience</i>
<i>i see all the old deceivers</i>
<i>we all just sing that song</i>

<i>na na na na na na na na na</i>

<i>valley of death we are free</i>
<i>your Father’s your prison you see</i>

<i>na na na na na na na na na</i>
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