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Tsunami damage, large death toll, and why I don’t care.

Earlier in the day, I received a call from SAO asking if my hall had any plans to kickstart some charity / fundraising program for the victims of the recent earthquake / tsunami perfect 99-hit combo fatality.  I simply told the guy no. 

I suspect someone up there with his thumb in his ass is planning some sort of fundraising event.  That call did not bode well.

Later on at night, my dad messaged me asking why NTU didn’t have some sort of charity program benefitting the quake victims.  I told him quite frankly that I was thankful there was no such program, and that I hoped I would be left out of it if and when it was finally launched.

He simply replied, “Well, at least I know my son.”

WTF?!  Felt a little pissed.  know me?!  Does anyone realise that my potential involvement with any dumb charity project will extend beyond simply making a donation??  I will probably have to provide manpower, collect the money, old clothes, food and shit, sort the damn things, put them neatly into bags, total the donations, bring everything up to SAO etc…

And while we are on this topic:  How come everyone seems so concerned about the bloody quake victims??  I didn’t hear anyone ask me about donations for the victims of the Iraq war.  80000? Pah.  The Iraq war death toll easily exceeds 100000, and is still ticking.  How come no one wants to send those people clothes and blankets?  Too hot in the middle east?  Maybe it violates some clause in our beloved FTA?  Maybe the tsunami affected more than just brown-skinned people?  Or maybe it’s cool to be seen to be doing something for those poor, helpless folks?  Fuck, learn to swim and get the hell out of my life.

P.S.  This post is far from well thought-out and eloquent because I’m just typing off the top of my head.

UPDATE: 
Yunjia reminded me of the word:  “Wayang”.  Couldn’t summarize everything better.

christmas eve

haven’t had much time to actually do much updating the past 3 weeks… due to trainings, practices, IH and shiat.

anyway, acap performances are now over, and the last choir performance is due tomorrow.. ah well… another christmas season to look back on.  shoutz to acap people jared, lawrence, samuel, sebastian, shawn, yunjia, tianyun and xinhui…  you folks rock.  we should go do a PROPER public performance sometime.

dinner at 39 lounge.  taijie’s menu.  turkey, spaghetti, fish fillets, mussels, mashed potatoes, apple crumble, beer, red wine… 

am le tired.  will update more next time.

Thunder due to fat people jumping.

The Spirit of Christmas

It is Christmas Eve and this chap is on a rooftop about to jump off.
His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he
owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers
an closes his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas taps him on the
shoulder.
“Are you OK?” asks Father Christmas.
The man explains why he is so miserable and gets ready to jump.
“Stop!” shouts Father Christmas. “It is Christmas, I will grant you
three wishes to solve your problems on the understanding that you will
grant me a small favour in return!”
“Would you?” the man replies. “That would be wonderful!!…Thank you,
thank you!”

Father Christmas promises him that:
1. You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her
sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your return,
she will have no recollection of her new boyfriend.

2. You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue with
your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will
have any recollection of your sacking.

3. You shall go to your bank and you will be ten thousand pounds in
credit, you will have no outstanding bills.

“Oh thank you, thank you!” says the man. “What is it that I can do for
you?”
Father Christmas asks the man to drop his pants and bend over. After a
quite brutal rogering, which made his eyes water, Father Christmas asks
the man how old he is.
“36″ replies the man.
“Ho, Ho, Ho, You’re a bit old to believe in Father Christmas aren’t
you!?” chuckled the fat gay bastard in fancy dress.

Neri Per Caso!

Just bought their greatest hits CD….  am poor now, but happy. =)

CD details

Mosquitoes!

and YOU think you have a mosquito problem??!!!