Another magic shipment arriving in about 3 weeks… just in time for the end of IA..!
Am quite cheerful right about now. =)
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Gary :: May.22.2005 :: Old Deadjournal posts, Entertainment, General :: Comments Off
1. You rejuvenate and dance when you hear a windows flaw exposed, but you conveniently ignore the thousands of security flaws exposed in linux.
2. You yell loudly TROLL! at any person’s post or at any person you see posting facts that you do not want to hear about your oh so cool linux.
3. You know it’s a classic case of penis envy, you don’t have all the support, software and hardware available for linux and you have to let that anger out somewhere, but you don’t have the brains to admit it.
4. You hate windows, hate Microsoft, but race to emulate windows, have programs to run office from within linux, and spend a $300 on a Windows emulator, only Windows fools.
5. You cannot admit that you don’t have professional usage of Linux outside server markets.
6. You cannot admit that most of the joe user out there when told that there is linux will respond, what is that?
7. You cannot admit that there is no professional printing capabilities in linux.
8. You cannot admit that you are a masochist (otherwise why would someone spend hours playing with scripts,
and recompiling programs that are available for Windows?)
9. You cannot admit that there is no professional desktop publishing done on Linux.
10. You cannot admit that no one in their right mind would do professional video editing in Linux.
11. You cannot admit that linux sucks when it comes for gaming/home entertainment or education.
12. You have problems in understanding Windows, and you will blame your own incompetence on Microsoft.
13. You have problems in pointing a clicking, but have no problems in wading through cryptic scripts written by lunatics.
14. Nothing will get past that shit that fills your head, you will not admit to any facts.
15. You can’t admit that naming of linux components, packages, and others are weird and fits profiles of troubled teenagers. gentoo, lgx, rpm
16. You feel angered because you were left out by microsoft’s Media technologies, they support Mac, Sun sparc, but not linux.
17. You feel inferior deep inside but unable to admit it, you don’t have a database as easy and powerful as Access.
18. You cannot tell that not a single office package outside Microsoft’s is worth looking at or bothering with.
19. You don’t know that your CD recorder software sucks.
20. You don’t have DVD-RAM, DVD-R, DVD-RW support in your pathetic OS.
21. While the rest of the world moves on, you’re stuck in a stone age technology that needs third party software to boot into GUI.
22. You act out of prejudice, you kill file domains and users of specific news readers while you ignore the bullshit that your fellow linux losers post.
23. You don’t know commercial support in Linux is almost non existent.
24. You miss the fact that companies are leaving linux because of the chaos, and the cheap linux losers who are unwilling to pay and support hard work, Corel, gaming companies,…etc.
25. You are unaware that linux has no terminal services (there is a lame one that no one uses), and commercial support for it is not happening.
26. You are unaware that setting up servers on Windows takes couple of minutes while on linux, good luck playing with configuration scripts.
27. You cannot admit that support for USB on linux is laughable at best.
28. You think that Linux is better because slashdot told you so.
29. You spend countless hours flaming people because they post their opinions about your oh so cool linux and your attitude, instead of researching things for yourself and understanding fact in order not to look this stupid.
30. You think that anyone who uses linux has a clue.
31. You think that linux cannot crash.
32. You think that everyone is interested in your conspiracy theories about Microsoft (or should i say M$ in order for you, teenagers to understand?), and how they destroyed linux,
33. You keep ignoring the fact that thousands of linux servers get hacked every year, but it takes one Windows server hacked to get you and your fellow linux idiots to dance and celebrate.
Gary :: May.07.2005 :: Old Deadjournal posts, 1337, General :: Comments Off
<table align=”center” cellpadding=”20″> <tbody><tr> <td align=”center”> <font size=”5″><b>Your brain: 80% interpersonal, 100% visual, 80% verbal, and 140% mathematical!</b></font><br /> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down <font color=”blue”><b>what kind of thinking you most enjoy</b></font>
doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than
average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing
about how good you are at any one, just how <i>interested</i> you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are <font color=”#006600″>different kinds</font> of thinkers.
<br /><br />
<b>Matching Summary:</b> Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious:<br /><br />
<ol><li>Don’t date someone if your <font color=”#ff0066″>interpersonal percentages</font> differ by more than <font color=”#ff0066″>80%</font>.
</li><li>Don’t be friends with someone if your <font color=”#ff6600″>verbal percentages</font> differ by more than <font color=”#ff6600″>100%</font>.
</li><li>Don’t have sex with someone if their <font color=”#009900″>math percentage</font> is over <font color=”#009900″>200%</font>.</li></ol>
</td> </tr> <tr> <td align=”center”> <img src=”http://is0.okcupid.com/users/704/510/7055112809383642671/mt1111506225.gif” /> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /><br /><br /> <table cellpadding=”20″> <tbody><tr> <td> <span id=”comparisonarea”>My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border=”0″ cellpadding=”0″ cellspacing=”4″><tbody><tr><td valign=”middle”><table bgcolor=”black” border=”0″ cellpadding=”0″ cellspacing=”1″><tbody><tr><td bgcolor=”#b2cfff” height=”20″ width=”111″><a href=”http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=”http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=”free online dating” border=”0″ /></a></td><td bgcolor=”white” width=”39″><a href=”http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=”http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=”free online dating” border=”0″ /></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign=”middle”>You scored higher than <b>74%</b> on <b>interpersonal</b></td></tr><tr><td valign=”middle”><table bgcolor=”black” border=”0″ cellpadding=”0″ cellspacing=”1″><tbody><tr><td bgcolor=”#b2cfff” height=”20″ width=”107″><a href=”http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=”http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=”free online dating” border=”0″ /></a></td><td bgcolor=”white” width=”43″><a href=”http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=”http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=”free online dating” border=”0″ /></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign=”middle”>You scored higher than <b>71%</b> on <b>visual</b></td></tr><tr><td valign=”middle”><table bgcolor=”black” border=”0″ cellpadding=”0″ cellspacing=”1″><tbody><tr><td bgcolor=”#b2cfff” height=”20″ width=”111″><a href=”http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=”http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=”free online dating” border=”0″ /></a></td><td bgcolor=”white” width=”39″><a href=”http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=”http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=”free online dating” border=”0″ /></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign=”middle”>You scored higher than <b>74%</b> on <b>verbal</b></td></tr><tr><td valign=”middle”><table bgcolor=”black” border=”0″ cellpadding=”0″ cellspacing=”1″><tbody><tr><td bgcolor=”#b2cfff” height=”20″ width=”120″><a href=”http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=”http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=”free online dating” border=”0″ /></a></td><td bgcolor=”white” width=”30″><a href=”http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=”http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=”free online dating” border=”0″ /></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign=”middle”>You scored higher than <b>80%</b> on <b>mathematical</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table cellpadding=”20″><tbody><tr><td>Link: <a href=”http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15273633770079357960″>The 4-Variable IQ Test</a> written by <a href=”http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=7055112809383642671″>chriscoyne</a> on <a href=”http://www.okcupid.com”>OkCupid Free Online Dating</a></td></tr></tbody></table>
Gary :: May.04.2005 :: Old Deadjournal posts :: No Comments »
Something’s wrong these couple of days.
I don’t know what, but it’s different.
Gary :: May.02.2005 :: Old Deadjournal posts :: Comments Off