FINALLY!! PROOF OF GOD’S EXISTENCE!!11!one
BREAKING NEWS. GET IT WHILE IT’S HOT.
Clearly, this warrants IMMEDIATE INVESTIGATIVE RESEARCH:
P.S. Must not forget to consult the Official God FAQ.
BREAKING NEWS. GET IT WHILE IT’S HOT.
Clearly, this warrants IMMEDIATE INVESTIGATIVE RESEARCH:
P.S. Must not forget to consult the Official God FAQ.
Actually, it’s a little freaky, that thing about the banana’s groves and planar properties. I have NEVER noticed the sides on a banana before.
Thank you, God, for being so considerate in making bananas with such a comfortable handgrip and non-slip surface, which in adition to making it an excellent fruit for eating, also makes it my number 1 choice for a murder weapon! All daggers and knives should be cast in the form of the mighty banana!
Of course, it would also have been nice if this miracle fruit that you have created so lovingly to be held in human hands could have been discovered by humans and popularly cultivated before half our history had already taken already over, but you do work in strange ways.
Consider the coconut, the pineapple, and the Macadamia nut.
We can hence conclude that God loves everyone except Hawaiians.
durian?