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Here’s a heart wrenching story about a homeless family struggling to survive with only 2 cellphones, a new truck, cable tv, a dad who had to deal with a job he “didn’t really like” and a fat cunt who’s been pregnant for 13 months.

Oh! The humanity! I’m sure the author didn’t mean to be snarky…

He smelled of beer and cigarettes as he stood shirtless in the hallway of the Tampa Heights four-plex, where the Couillards pay $700 a month for a two-bedroom, one-bathroom apartment.

His cell phone rang. The Couillards have two cell phones.

“Soon, we’ll have cable,” Lee said, stepping inside to take the call. The door shut behind him. The place is a mess, he said when he returned to the hall. Connie would kill him if he let anyone in.

She found the place one day while walking the girls to school. Connie and Lee are the building superintendents, she said. It’s less than a block from the Church of Christ, where a generous congregation housed and fed the Couillards for three months.

Link.

This story was remarkable enough that I had to create a whole new category for it.

Gary :: Apr.28.2007 :: I hope you die under a bus :: No Comments »

…go round and round…

“He (Sbano) suggested he would apply the cream to his penis and apply it inside her.”
…
“It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms.”

Link.

Gary :: Apr.27.2007 :: Dumbfuck :: No Comments »

9 year-old boy or not, I hope he stayed conscious long enough to realize what a fucking dumb shit he was.

I hope his friends dream about this for the rest of their lives. So they can teach their spawn how not to lead stupid, short lives. News like this almost proves the Theory of Evolution, cos this one sure isn’t going to have any kids of his own…

Link.

Gary :: Apr.27.2007 :: Dumbfuck :: No Comments »

“(It’s a) nasty hole, smells horrible,” says a guy in the article.

Link. (With video of said ass)

Gary :: Apr.25.2007 :: A thousand words :: No Comments »

Check out this guy who writes his own songs.

All his stuff’s got a nice chill-out feel to it… Very Jack Johnson-ish. Me likey. Already he’s managed to climb onto YouTube’s top 10 list of most subscribed-to musicians. Check his vids out here.

Gary :: Apr.22.2007 :: Music :: No Comments »

These emo kids listen to some very underground stuff.

Sorry for the glut of videos of late, but it’s a reflection of the way I spend what little free time I have outside of work.

I hate work.

Gary :: Apr.22.2007 :: Funny :: No Comments »

Gary :: Apr.22.2007 :: All the news that's fit to print, w00t! :: No Comments »

Professor with “PhD in pwnage” lays the smack down on religious columnist who asserts that Atheists have nothing to offer save “get over it” in the wake of the VT shootings.

Very good read - whether or not you believe in an invisible man in the sky.

We insist there is no sense or meaning to be made of this massacre. There was only sense and meaning to be created within the lives of each person gunned down. That is why we are horrified by it. That is precisely why it is so horrific.

We don’t believe these people have died for anything: God’s plan, as a beacon to the rest of us, to be a vivid memento mori for all. We just believe they have died, brutally and without mercy. We refuse to lie to grieving mothers out of some patronising sense that a pleasant myth is more respectful than a terrible truth.

Link.

Gary :: Apr.22.2007 :: A thousand words, General :: No Comments »

Mom of the Year sent her kids on a shoplifting spree while she waited in the car. When the cops came she legged it, leaving her children behind.

Folcarelli is also charged with driving without a license and contributing to the delinquency of minors, said North Attleboro police Detective Michael Elliott. “She claims she didn’t have any knowledge of what they were doing.”

Link.

In related news, here’s how they deal with thieves in China - or wherever the fark this place is.

Gary :: Apr.21.2007 :: General, w00t! :: No Comments »

Here’s a good YouTube cover of All the Same by the Sick Puppies. If you’ve never heard of this song, it undoubtedly found its way to world fame through this video. Check it out… 13.5 million views can’t be wrong.

That said, here’s a guy covering the song - pretty darn well might I add.

Gary :: Apr.20.2007 :: A thousand words, Music, 1337, All the news that's fit to print :: No Comments »