I might have a use for this…
Gary :: Sep.27.2008 :: Funny, A thousand words, pwned :: No Comments »
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Posed photo - Scanned from an old, old polaroid shot I took in 2002 (on expired stock, no less!). Not cross processed - colours are due to natural degradation.
The figures shall remain nameless.
Gary :: Feb.01.2008 :: A thousand words, 1337, General, Photography, pwned :: No Comments »
Britney’s comeback performance
Have you seen it? Have you? Have you?
It was supposed to be the performance for her, shooting her back into the limelight since she fucked up over K-fed. Instead, it’s about as sad as watching African kids grapple with each other over UN-branded corn bits in the dry Saharan dust. Which is very.
When Spears preformed on Sunday, she stumbled a couple times and couldn’t remember the words she was lip-syncing. She covered her mouth at one point but by the end of the song had simply given up any pretense of singing.
“The dance number was spectacular - without her,” said our spy at rehearsal. “When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn’t going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn’t do them.”
Gary :: Sep.11.2007 :: A thousand words, All the news that's fit to print, Sad, pwned :: No Comments »
Cocky bitch gets 0wned
Woman rolls up to an iPhone queue, planning to buy $100k worth of iPhones. She pays the first guy in line $800 for his spot, then…
Gary :: Aug.05.2007 :: Funny, w00t!, pwned :: No Comments »
Muslim juror used Hijab to hide iPod
It is thought to be the first time that a juror has been accused of listening to music during a trial. John Cooper, a criminal barrister, said that people found guilty of contempt received an average of three years in prison. “It follows a long pedigree of contempt cases including jurors falling asleep and, in one case, jurors who used a Ouija board before they found a defendant guilty,” he said.
Gary :: Jul.11.2007 :: pwned, Dumbfuck :: No Comments »
People are Stupid
…Zackey reportedly advised a Gauteng woman, Amal Nassif (37), earlier to look at the sun, and if she had faith, the Virgin Mary would appear.
Nassif stared at the sun for about a minute and lost her sight.
“I can’t seen anything. There is a large dark blind spot,” she was quoted as saying.
Need I say more?
Gary :: Jun.24.2007 :: WTF, pwned, Dumbfuck :: No Comments »
Mum sues school because son is a Loser
Totally disregarding the fact that her son is nothing more than a wanton waste of sperm, this NSW mother has taken the educational system to court - and won - to the disgust of Netizens everywhere.
…while at Woodberry Public School in 1995, Mr Cox was “throttled” by an older boy, and received compensation from the Victims Compensation Tribunal over the attack. By the time he went to high school, his mother said he thought school a “scary proposition”.
“He didn’t like crowds, he didn’t like teachers, didn’t like the work,” she said.
The court heard Mr Cox, who is now 18, was a virtual recluse. He had only completed schooling up until the end of year 7, and an attempt at home schooling had failed.
His mother said he rarely went out, had no friends, and was on a pension.
“He just locks himself in his room playing PlayStation games,” she said.
Can’t say I blame those kids… I feel like kicking his face.
Gary :: May.14.2007 :: pwned, Dumbfuck, I hope you die under a bus :: No Comments »
Mmm… MRT
This got leaked onto the net about 2 days ago. There’s a chance it won’t be around in a few weeks… so grab your eyeful while it’s hot.
Not to be outdone, another idiot decides to try the same thing at Admiralty station:
Inconsiderate bastards. Think about all those people who ended up late for appointments.
Gary :: Feb.26.2007 :: WTF, Sad, pwned :: No Comments »
All I want for Christmas is a hole in my head
A rather fascinating look at the most dangerous toys of all time.
Removable parts? Suffocation risk? Lead paint? Pussy hazards compared to the granddaddy of them all. Lawn Darts, or “Jarts,” as they were marketed, would never fly in our current ultra-paranoid, safety-helmeted, Dr. Phil toy culture. Lawn darts were massive weighted spears. You threw them. They stuck where they landed. If they happened to land in your skull, well, then you should have moved.
Gary :: Dec.19.2006 :: Funny, A thousand words, Good readin', pwned :: No Comments »