http://www.neverforever.net with all the political clout of a shit stain. Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:13:38 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Over on TheeCakeScraps (via BoingBoing), this guy gives us the rundown on how much profit is likely turned by a single laptop auction on swoopo.com. Going through the mechanics of the site, I can't help but draw parallels with local baby tatarah.com - only difference being that here "single ... http://www.neverforever.net/archives/2008/10/06/tatarah-much/ I was in line at a food court stall just earlier. It was dinner hour, and I was part of a long queue which had formed at the storefront, running parallel to the counter. After a good 10 minutes of waiting in line, I reached the front of ... http://www.neverforever.net/archives/2008/10/06/no-ones-asking-you-to-suck-dick/ So, what are all those women planning to do? http://www.neverforever.net/archives/2008/09/30/la-times-california-launches-broad-effort-to-control-hazardous-chemicals/ Hot day + slow afternoon + ham and cheese sandwich + beer + YouTube + senseless stinkbomb prank videos = WIN. http://www.neverforever.net/archives/2008/09/27/the-bummers-life/ http://www.neverforever.net/archives/2008/09/27/i-might-have-a-use-for-this/ So it appears that one day, Chee Soon Juan showed up in NTU out of the blue and the Chronicle scrambled to piece together a story - which was unfortunately killed by the Suits: After much negotiation between the paper’s teacher-advisors and the university, NTU president Su Guaning gave the article ... http://www.neverforever.net/archives/2008/09/23/the-ntu-chronicle-gets-muzzled/ Not the same: Math.round(Math.random()*2) and Math.floor(Math.random()*3) Goddamit. http://www.neverforever.net/archives/2008/09/22/hindsight-is-2020/ Currently in a rather musical mood, so here's sharing the joy. Over the Rainbow Ellens dritter Gesang (Ave Maria) http://www.neverforever.net/archives/2008/09/21/relaxing-at-night/ A spokesman for the Immigration and Checkpoints Authority (ICA) said: 'The smuggling of contraband goods has tremendous security implications for Singapore's safety and security as the same concealment methods used by smugglers may be used by terrorists to smuggle arms and explosives to carry out attacks in the country. Emphasis entirely ... http://www.neverforever.net/archives/2008/09/15/lol-wut/ This is the kind of news you make up, then have a chuckle about. Only this time it actually happened. Somone on Fark pointed out that God hates Fuqing liars. Lightning strikes as man takes oath IN a bizarre incident, a man in eastern China was struck by lightning just ... http://www.neverforever.net/archives/2008/08/30/man-gets-0wnd-by-god/